Paul and I decided to go for a bike ride along the river bike path yesterday, a nice, wholesome 4th of July activity. What we didn't count on was the Great American News Company being hoppin' busy. (GANC is, not surprisingly, a porn shop.) We were both so impressed that Paul promptly gave a fist-pump and yelled "Porn on the 4th of July!" His fate was thusly sealed.
Back in 2007, my friend AJ described a contest in which he and his friends challenged themselves to come up with porn alternative titles for main stream films. There were many rules and ways of issuing points, but apparently the highly-sought titles were those that required only one letter changing. It's a lot more difficult than it sounds, believe me.
So anyway, I immediately told Paul about that, so we came up with "Star Whores," "Cumdog Millionaie," and "Milf." We noted that many, like "Scent of a Woman" and "Snatch" don't need our help. And my dear friends have since contributed "Raiders of the Lost Cock," "The Empire Strokes Back," "Cream Girls," "The Sperminator," and "The Porn Supremacy."
Well done, my dears.
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